Bert reads and writes and thinks and designs and watches, but not necessarily in that order. He likes non-fiction, short stories, 4-3-3 attacking football and Werner Herzog. He's never heard of Budweiser, and doesn't care much for any sport other than soccer. He plays Dad, Husband, and Right Winger for Everton SOPFC. He cribbed the skeleton for this paragraph from Dusty Summers. His dogs are named Bear & Scout. His sign is Taurus. His eyes are blue. His creativity is all yours…for a price.